We had been running errands all day, so I decide to get some spicy nuggets from Wendy's and my usual Caesar salad (delish), so I ask kinz:
Me: Kinz you want some chicken? I'm hungry and you haven't eaten since Breakfast Kinz: No thank you Me: You sure? You should really eat Kinz: No thank you
She is being very polite but im kinda getting annoyed at the same time thinking she needs to eat because if I don't order her some food too she will ask for some 5 mins AFTER. Me: Kinz are you sure? you really should eat, thank you for being so polite and saying no but I really think you should eat some chicken. How about a crabby patty instead? Kinz: That's a good idea.
*me cracking up.
I'm sure I've said this before about how fantastic my husband looks, he has lost easily 25+ lbs since January 1st...myself, not so much.
I have a pair of jeans I call my pre-baby jeans. They do fit me currently, but really snug and I have a nice "muffin top" with them on. I would like to lose my 20-25lbs of extra loving weight by June 1st. Well..if I lose the weight, my jeans will fit beautifully, NO muffin top, and no lost circulation around the thigh area.
SO back to jake. He is tall, and has long legs, well I have long legs too..about 1/2 inch shorter than jakes legs...so we joke a lot that he could wear my pants...well everyone,
HE CAN. AND DID he looks BETTER in my pre-baby Jeans currently then me! Granted he looks like a gay guy ( a well dressed) gay guy..but there is no muffin top, they ride low on his hips AND are long enough to cover some cute shoes I wear them with (which I did NOT advise him to put on) This was a breaking point for me. LOSE WEIGHT ASAP...shhhesssh.
jake would not let me take a picture because he was embarrassed about wearing the jeans anyhow, but he sure thought he looked hot. I DID sneak a cell phone picture though...haha it
kinda gives you an idea of how EVIL he is.
6 comments:
Ha ha! That is hilarious! You have long legs Holly!
AHH HAHHAHAHA!!!
That made my day.
Congrats to Jake! That's so awesome!!
Doesn't it suck how much faster guys can lose weight!??
You would think the "baby carriers" would get that gift.
oh well. we will get there!
Gotta love the long Dickson legs. My inseam is the same as the Donald's.
Ha ha ha! That is so funny!
Why is it always so easy for men to lose weight? It's so unfair. That's why men should have the babies...nobody cares what they look like. We are supposed to be perfect AND have babies...the two just don't go together!
Evil! hahaha You can do it Holly!
LOL! I think you might just be the evil one here posting your hubby in lady jeans! But I'm glad you did because it's hilarious!
We can do it lady! I've still got 12-15 pounds to get rid of (it fluctuates) Either that or I'm donating half my freaking closet!
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